Question:
Does anybody know a good personal injury attorney?I have talked to several with no satisfaction.

My situation is thus: Last week I inadvertantly nailed my foot to the floor with, what I thought, was a quality nail gun. After running in circles for aboout an hour, I became dizzy and rammed my head into the doorframe. Thanks to the Para- Medics, I was rescued from what could have been a much more serious fate.

Anyway, all of the attorneys I have talked to say I can't sue myself for negligence. Why not? I have a lot of money. Why can't I get some?

Answer: I'm a firm believer in making the punishment fit the crime, so rather than sue the negligent party, you should do the same to him -- nail his foot to the floor.

That'll serve the !